I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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