OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
