I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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