yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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