Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Randomize
