maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
