Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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