Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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