38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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