your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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