call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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