I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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