I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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