Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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