It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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