People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i believe in u and ur pee
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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