just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
tell me about the fingering
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