i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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