Yo dont text me then not text me
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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