Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I love you. Go after that dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
