we're blogging at a bar
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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