My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
