I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
