I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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