Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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