Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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