it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm really busy with my period
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