yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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