all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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