Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
