at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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