even my farts smell like vagina
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
