it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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