I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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