I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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