some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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