In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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