even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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