i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I party with great urgency now.
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