Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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