problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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