doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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