Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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