thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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