I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I understand Curling. That high.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Never underestimate the power of titties
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