Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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