so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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