perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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