Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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