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say what?
wanna hang out?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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