Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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