a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
