just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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