You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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