I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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