So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
that is very illegal...i love you.
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