Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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