on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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