talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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