just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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