I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
false alarm. still invincible.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
