i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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