So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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